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Dec 21

Bed Bugs… Kill me…

As I am sure you can tell by the title of this post; I found bed bugs… Watch this and for the love of God please someone tell me these aren’t as bad as every single website I have found and researched…

Yeah, this is bad…

How Did This Happen To Me???

Let me take you back to the beginning, which was an absolutely lovely weekend…

So three nights ago I had about 15 people sleeping over at my apartment, which was awesome. My buddy from college left the horrible and miserable corporate world to join a band. No, this is not the typical garage grunge band that you are thinking of right now. They are actually amazing and I am not just saying that because they are my friends but they are very talented musicians and were playing a show in my town during their tour.

So of course I wanted them to stay at my place and we thought why not invite all of our old college friends to join us for a debauchery and booze filled weekend after their show. So the number grew to about 15 after a few friends of friends were added to the list and we all went out together to see the show.

The concert went awesome and we all had a great time. We proceeded to go to one of the rowdiest clubs in my town and got absolutely hammered. None of this really pertains to my whole bed bug situation, but this weekend was the last time I remember feeling any remote glimpse of happiness since discovering my little bed friends and want to reminisce a little bit if that’s alright with you guys…. Well I am doing it anyway.

So we all proceed to borderline black out and dance the night away, buying shots and remembering the good ol’ days. After some late night pizza we all staggered back to my place where we proceeded to party until the sun came up. Everyone started crashing in their respectable places and life was great. Then it happened…

How It Happened

Alrighty so last night I may or may not have had a little lady friend from work over and we may or may not have had a little grown up fun with each other which may or may not have resulted in us both falling asleep and waking up naked. Great, right?

Wrong.

So needless to say, we left ourselves pretty vulnerable to any little guys dinner that were living in my bed but I did not discover this until later that night…

My lovely date for the night, let’s call her Debby, went home and I was smiling ear to ear all day (this girl is a 10, no joke). This smile quickly changed to absolute horror when I went to work that night and am welcomed to Debby running over to me freaking out about little bumps on the back of her legs. I immediately think she is overreacting and is acting like a typical girl, until I saw her legs.

She had a solid 15-20 very noticeable red bite marks all up her calf and she immediately brought up bed bugs. I, of course proceed to tell her that it is impossible she got them from me and that I have never seen or gotten anything like these before in my life. So I went to my good friend Google and did some research. Apparently not everyone will react to these things and they affect everyone differently.

So at this point panic starts to set in but I am still remaining positive. After work I rush straight home to do some investigating and as soon as I lifted up my mattress off the box spring I saw them. A little colony of F%@$ing BED BUGS…

Jesus Christ, this hasn’t even really sank in yet as I sit here trying to vent a little bit on here and am finding more and more dismal research. How bad is this?

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